THEE

SMOOTHIE

KORT


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303-386-3088

1920 Arapahoe Avenue, Boulder, CO

TheE Featured Royal Lineup

Fresh fruit gourmet smoothies designed for everyone and every occasion.

thee jok'r
Breakfast

thee jok'r

Why so serious, Squire? It is but oats.  Includes: oatmeal, strawberries, bananas, and frozen yogurt.

All-day breakfast Fiber Rich Froyo
nobody'z fool
Dairy Free

nobody'z fool

Berries and lemons plotting world domination. Includes: raspberry, strawberries, and lemonade.

Dairy free Tart
dirty king
Peanuts

dirty king

Thee king loves his nutty chocolate flavors. Includes: chocolate, bananas, peanut butter, and frozen yogurt.

Peanuts Chocolate Froyo
i'm in a box
No brainer

i'm in a box

Fruit went in with happiness and came out thee other side. Includes: bananas, strawberries, and frozen yogurt.

Yogurt No Added Sugar
broken crest
Dairy Free

broken crest

What falls from above, we blend from within. Includes: peaches, strawberries, and grape juice.

Dairy free Zesty
sneebs
Special

sneebs

Sounds made up. Tastes like we knew exactly what we were doing, "Hi." Includes: peaches, strawberries, and orange sherbet.

Sherbet Sweet

TASTE THEE ATMOSPHERE

More than a smoothie bar—it's a futuristic sanctuary for thee modern kort.

Colorado Rooted

Your local destination for fresh blends, proudly supporting Colorado and thee CU Boulder community.

TheE Kort Seats

Catch thee big game or level up on our gaming setups while you sip.

All-Day BREAKFAST

Power through your day with oatmeal-packed breakfast smoothies designed for maximum, long-lasting energy.

CATERING BY THEE KORT

Blended fresh at thee shop and delivered to your event — or served on site from thee smoothie truck.

Catering table with trays of labeled sample smoothies
Tabling & sampling
Thee Smoothie Kort trailer lit up with neon at an evening event
Thee smoothie truck
Table of sample smoothies set up at a catered venue
Campus & greek events
Tray of sample cups, each marked with its hand-drawn symbol
Labeled & ready to go

Upcoming Assemblies

Join thee community or book thee kort for your own royal event.

Oct 15

Tech & Tones Meetup

Networking for Boulder's tech community with live electronic sets.

Oct 22

Retro Gaming Night

Classic tournament on thee big screens. Free smoothie for the winner.

Oct 28

Startup Pitch Session

Informal pitch night for local entrepreneurs in a relaxed neon lounge.

Nov 05

VR Showcase Day

Experience thee latest in virtual reality hardware and local indie games.

Voices of thee Kort

Rated 4.9 out of 5 across 130+ Google reviews.

★★★★★

Loved thee Sneebs smoothie—so delicious!!! Fun little place with great vibes, and thee staff clearly love what they do. Can’t wait to come back!

Lydia S
★★★★★

Service was impeccable, met with a smile and good conversation right away. Good recommendations and a great selection of smoothies, all with great natural ingredients.

H Spracklin
★★★★★

Most amazing smoothies made from incredibly delicious ingredients. Genuinely wonderful staff. I can't wait to have another!

Paul D
★★★★★

This place is really awesome. Smoothies are the best in Boulder, the owner and staff were incredibly nice and cool, and the ambiance is great.

Charlie B
★★★★★

Everything tasted incredibly fresh, with quality ingredients and great flavor. The two owners were friendly and welcoming, and the service was quick. The shop has a great and unique atmosphere that makes you want to come back.

Joshua O
★★★★★

Lovely place! Owner is so kind, he made our day :) the smoothies are delicious and super refreshing!! Also love the video games and big tv in there. Cool spot to hang out.

Eva S
★★★★★

The best flavors and natural ingredients. I had the “Whence”. It taste like an orange cream ice-cream bar. I also tried “The Dirty King”. It tastes like a Reece’s Peanut butter cup. Great atmosphere and place to chill.

Shauna A
★★★★★

Just went here for the first time and the man who runs this place is super nice and has a great vibe. Was telling us about some upcoming things they’re adding to the menu and we will definitely be back.

Mila T
★★★★★

Super cool new place in town! Owner is super nice and they have a great atmosphere including games, TV, comfy seating, and cool decorations. Smoothies are fire! The sneeb special (peach, strawberry, and orange sherbet) was delicious!

Lily W
★★★★★

It’s a new establishment and the smoothie I had was delicious. Can make any smoothie either dairy or non-dairy. The owner was nice and personable. I’ll definitely come back next time I’m in Boulder.

Adam B

Find Thee Kort

1920 Arapahoe Avenue
Boulder, CO 80302

Hours (varies):
Mon-Wed: 10:00am - 8:00pm
Thursday: 10:30am - 9:00pm
Friday: 9:00am - 9:00pm
Saturday: 10:30am - 9:00pm
Sunday: 10:30am - 6:00pm

Complimentary Wi-Fi for all guests.

Thee Smoothie Kort Entrance

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